Thursday, October 8, 2009

Pervert

I went and got a massage this afternoon. I'm so achy. Anyway, when I got home Zack asked me if they used whipped cream to rub my body! WHAAAATTTT?????? I'm so disturbed!!!!

Tiffany and Susan

I love it when kids use their imagination and play make believe. It cracks me up the things they do and so often to imitate my daily activities. I was eves dropping on Zack and Taylor playing house. They were in Taylor's kitchen making waffles and Taylor has make believe names. She is Tiffany and Zack is Susan. HAHAHA!!!! He get's so mad that his name is Susan. Every time she calls him Susan he yells, "MOOOMMMM!!!! I don't want to be Susan! Make her stop!" So the tease Taylor is, try's to sooth him and rubs his head and says, "It's ok sweety! Don't be mad Susan!!" And the yelling starts over. It makes me laugh so hard. And where did she get these names...we don't know anyone with either name. ????

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Evil three year old

Taylor and I were snuggling the other morning. I was feeling especially warm and fuzzy towards her since the night before when I was tucking her in, she gave me a big hug and said, "You're my favorite girl mommy!" Awwwww...melted my heart. Anyway, we were snuggling and she reached over and grabbed a handful of my hair and pulled it out, threw it over the side of the bed and says, "You'll never find your hair now mommy, HAH HA HA!!!!" in an evil laugh. What the heck??????

Beware of big beaked birds!

So Saturday morning Zack the rooster was up at 5:30. This should be illegal to get up that early and wake everyone up on a SATURDAY!!!! And boy was he full of it. So as I was making breakfast I sent him outside. He came slinking back inside and went right up to his bedroom. Jay and I looked at each other and knew there was trouble on the horizon. So I went upstairs to access the situation. I asked him what was going on...nothing he denied. Asked again....nothing. Asked AGAIN and this time he tells me, "Welllll, when I was outside I saw a bird with a big beak and he pecked out daddy's window." Let's go see. So we go outside and sure enough, the big side window on the Expedition is "peaked" out and shattered. Jay and I asked him in unison, "ZACK!!!! Did you do this?" He looks at us and says, "NOOOO!!! How could I do that? I don't have a big beak! Look at my little nose!" He was very offended that we would even consider him as the culprit. Yes...HE was offended!